things i would like to do with someone cute:
- take you to my favorite spots in my city
- watch netflix and cuddle with you
- hold your damn hand
- run my hands through your hair while we furiously make out
pro tip: tell the police “lol jk” after committing a crime and you are legally unarrestable
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.